Thursday, May 29, 2008

why The Gruen Transfer rules

(literally - look it up)

Last night, this blog's fave show went to air - my old radio buddy Wil Anderson has hooked up with my mentor Andrew Denton, and set up a weekly panel show

don't miss it - on abc tv, of course ;)

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

why iSELECT thuck

i should have typed iThelect but that's jutht taking the pith.

First of all, why pick a poster girl like 'Molly' if she has a lithp? Trying to be cute?

Secondly, she keeps ringing up about her health insurance every week - how often do we REALLY NEED to do this, in order to make sure we're getting the best deal on health insurance?

And lastly, the kicker: you've clearly run out of catchphrases, so don't bother making up new ones, like

'kyucking kookaburras', 'puffing muffins', and other stupid sayings that really make Aussies look a bit dim/uncreative.

You all thuck.