why Sunrise sucks

As far as breakfast shows down under go, this is still my preference, but that's no excuse.

This is a late arvo placed ad, with a preteen and a late teen, both distraught in the dark of a morning without a sunrise.

Yay, the tv comes on, and all is well.... so why ruin it with a line as weak as

'Thank GOD for the Sunrise.'

No, sorry, i have no idea why we should thank any deity for this show. Sucks, bigtime.